“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door
So this is what trust looks like.
this is what it feels like
Do you even watch the show omg
#awkward moment when dick is an actual monster on the show
#that other awkward moment when almost every line of the last season was an innuendo about the actual moster dick
I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is
ok but why does the winter soldier’s metal arm have such big muscles?? i get that it matches his other arm now but can you imagine bucky as an old man with a skinny flesh arm and then BOOM his metal arm still has these big guns that can lift a car and it has a faded vintage tattoo on it and don’t mess with him because he’S GONNA FUCK UP THOSE KIDS WHO ARE ON HIS LAWN GET OFF YOU FUCKING PUNKS I WAS AN ASSASSIN DON’T TOUCH MY PETUNIAS
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
Just in case…
Stay safe, please. If you are in trouble, or think you might be; if you hear anything strange inside or outside your home please do not hesitate to contact the police. Check your cars through the windows before you get in them. Don’t go anywhere alone. Lock your windows and doors. Before you enter your house, check for signs of forced entry or tampering- this can include scratch or tool marks by locks or on the glass or a loose handle, indicating that the lock has been broken. Retreat to a safe, public, crowded place sit by the counter- this makes it easier for the staff and security cameras to see you. Call the police and notify them, ask to be picked up and then submit a statement. If in doubt, please call the police.
SERIOUSLY. I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY.
THANK GOD I WILL STILL BE AWAY THEN.
a third of these places are where i live-
EVERYONE PLEASE STAY SAFE I WAS TERRIFIED WHEN IT WAS SCHEDULED TO HAPPEN IN LOUISVILLE